January 2010
December 2009
May-Born witches will marry Muggles
Looks like I’m going to marry a Muggle.
Aw Crap.
It’s New Year’s Eve which means there’s going to be a ton of fire works tonight which means my dog is going to freak out which means she’s going to keep me up all night.
At least it’s the one night of the year [into the next] when you are supposed to stay up all night. But what can I say, I like to sleep.
It's New Year's Eve & My Brother's 22nd Birthday
But most importantly, I get to start using the Office quote calendar I got for Christmas tomorrow.
SIDENOTE: I’ll probably be dog-sitting again. Which is good cause I could really use the money.
ALSO: It Snowed!
I wish I had an Eye Patch.
I’ve been trying to work on this whole Lazy Eye thing, and of course the only thing to make it better it use it more. It would really help if I had an eye patch. And it would just be really cool to have a eye patch.
I’m in kind of a reveling mood. But I don’t know what to say.
Provoke Me?
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My Mom's Racist
[My parents were talking about Lisa "Left-Eye" Lopes. They didn't know where she was from and keep name all the wrong singing groups, so I interrupted]
Mallorie: Salt & Peppa are both still alive, Destiny's Child are all still alive, and Lisa "Left-Eye" Lopes is from TLC and she died in a car accident.
Mom: Well, they all look the same.
Mallorie: So are you trying to say because they are all black they look the same because you're racist?
Mom: Yes.
[The conversation didn't end there. She was only joking. My mom isn't ACTUALLY racist. I just thought this was funny]
I can make my right eye go lazy.
Oh the things you learn when you’re bored. It has become easier and easier to do this over time. Which probably isn’t good so I think I going to stop doing it for awhile or like forever. Cause that’s not really a talent anyone should have.
I’m weird.
SEX CAN WAIT
Masturbate!
[Know where this is from? Then we can be best friends. If we aren’t already]
My brother finds is necessary to announce to the...
Is this something all males in there 20’s do? Or is it just him? He’s so weird.
Okay, I guess he doesn’t do it all the time, but when he is verbally stating he’s to-do list at anything given moment ever single time, the first item on the list is always “First, I’m going to poop …” You’d think after like 20 some-odd years of being potty-trained...
TMNT Snuggies →
I shit you not.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-27) →
Queen (30)
Michael Bublé (24)
Manchester Orchestra (17)
Straylight Run (16)
John Williams (14)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
[THIS IS PERFECTION]
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Funny People is good but it’s kind of depressing & Adam Sandler is a HUGE dick. But I liked it just fine.
Yeah that’s what I hear. It wasn’t what people expected so it’s gotten to the point where I’m not expecting it to be as funny as I thought it was going to be. If that makes sense. haha
Hey there.
I'm finally getting around to watch Funny People
After just averting a crisis. That crisis being, I dropped the back of my earring in the sink. The sink broke in the process of removing the trap. So my parents are taking the opportunity to snake the pipes. So it was a win win situation!
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Some days an overwhelming sadness comes over me.
Today was one of the those days. But I took a shower and I was feeling a little better. Then my friends tagged me in a picture of the Office characters.
She tagged me as Andy and it said Sure & Proud. It made me feel a whole lot better.
Thanks Kaitlin.
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ashleykidwell:
malloriebletts:
wait you were an ‘08 grad? and you is 20? when’s your bday again?
I did graduate in 2008. I’m not twenty for another 5 months. My birthday is May 17th 1990.
Hey there.
oh god, i could have sworn you were 20 and i was gonna go
NO NOT ANOTHER ‘08 GRAD OLDER THAN ME
cause really
like half of them are
I’m practically twenty. haha I act older than my...
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wait
you were an ‘08 grad?
and you is 20?
when’s your bday again?
I did graduate in 2008. I’m not twenty for another 5 months. My birthday is May 17th 1990.
Hey there.
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Oh Hai! So like….tell me about your halloween two years ago
Two years ago? So Halloween 2007? Shit, if I remember. I don’t think I did anything. So I’ll tell you about Halloween 08 [my first halloween in college]. My roommate [not Kiera, but my first roommate], my friend Tyler and I went as Jazz-ercisers to the parade in the city. Some creepy black dude hit on...
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I hope this is epic enough for you.
Cause, I mean, its from me. So.
Tell me an epicsauce story about your life kthanks.
Hmm an epic story about my life. I feel like I’m going to disappoint but here we go:
In a land of hair-gel and fake tans, lives a girl named Mallorie. She doesn’t have any qualities you would assume one would have with growing up in such a...
I always post my Formspring at like 1 in the...
Hardly anyone it in tumblr right now. Why do I bother? hahah
I don’t know
One night something really awesome is going to happen.
Just you wait and see.
Hope you’re apart of it.
Spread the Good News
January 2nd 2010
The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers [the first season] makes its most TRIUMPHANT return to your television screen.
So mark it down on your calendars, January 2nd 2010 at noon to one o’clock on ABC.
I’M SO FREAKIN’ PUMPED!
Things I'm going to cut out of my life:
Pot - I was never a pot head. I only smoked every once and awhile, when I really felt like it. The last time I smoked, I didn’t enjoy it and realized I don’t need to smoke pot ever again. I gave it a go and it was fun at first, but I don’t need it in my life anymore.
Heavy Drinking - The last time I was drunk was during the summer. I woke up the next morning and could not stop...
Master Cleanse,
Of my room. Again.
How did I accumulate so much crap in twenties. I guess it could be worse. I could be on the show hoarders.
I don’t think I’ll ever be done cleaning my room. EVER.
Watchcaseydonahue:
What really gets me about this video is the very end, what the dad says before the video cuts out. He tells him it’s making it up to him for having some bad birthdays being sick or in the hospital. What a good kid this is, blows that n64 kid out of the water.
This honestly brought tears to my eyes. That was the sweetest kid ever. This makes me so happy to know that there are...
Apparently Victory Records sells super old merch.
feel-infinite:
malloriebletts:
They have Taking Back Sunday shirts that Hot Topic sold when I was in the eighth grade. And I legit want to buy one. I haven’t bought a band shirt in like three years. But this TBS shirt reminds me of the time were they were awesome and I want it.
I think I’m going to buy it.
OH OH who wore this shirt like errday??
I say, go for it!
I TOTALLY REMEMBER THAT...
Apparently Victory Records sells super old merch.
They have Taking Back Sunday shirts that Hot Topic sold when I was in the eighth grade. And I legit want to buy one. I haven’t bought a band shirt in like three years. But this TBS shirt reminds me of the time were they were awesome and I want it.
I think I’m going to buy it.
Mallorie's Breasts
kadonelon:
malloriebletts:
kadonelon:
i love them both equally. happy tyler?
Thanks. They appreciate it.
i also love you :)
I love you too <3
Mallorie's Breasts
kadonelon:
i love them both equally. happy tyler?
Thanks. They appreciate it.
Talk about boobs.
It gets people to reblog.
That IS what friends are for.
Kiera: I just wanted to show you cause I had some nice cleave going on in that picture.
Mallorie: Thanks for sharing.
Kiera: Anytime
Kiera: I'm sorry.
Mallorie: Nah it's cool. I'm sure I've talked about my good boob days a couple times before.
Kiera: Indeed
Kiera: That's what friends are for.
Mallorie: EXACTLY.
[newflash: some girls, namely my roommate and I, think boobs, specifically our own, are awesome. weird? I don't think so.]
I just compared finding a good guy to finding a...
Unfortunately, I’m bad at both because here I am with a crap complexion and a crap love life.
edskee:
Mystery song!
Well, I’m totally...
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I would like to let you know that for this game I was a Jetts fan. Keep in mind that the Pats won today too, so I was in a good mood :) haha go Jetts! (and Pats)
I was happy the Pats won too cause I needed the Jaguars [along with Miami and the Ravens] to lose, to better the Jets chances of getting a wildcard spot and now all we the have to do is win next Sunday. Did you root for...
Stretching my Ears again.
Sorry Mom.
[Update: That was a doozy]
HUZZAH!
That’s a win for the JETS!!!!! I don’t care if it’s because they sat Peyton Manning out. A win is a win. They could have very easily messed everything up and lost but they didn’t.
I’m so unbelievable happy. And I will definitely stay true to my last post.
Also, Brett Farve should take a couple notes from Peyton Manning. When you’re coach tells you to sit out,...
If the NY Jets can stay alive during this dreaded...
I promise to NEVER use the Lord’s name in vain ever again.
Scout’s Fucking Honor …
I guess I will work on the whole foul mouth thing too.
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I feel the need to start everyday with Bohemian...
It’s another Queen day. Then again when ISN’T is a Queen day.
If the NY Jets win today,
it’ll be proof that God wants me to be happy.
And if they lose then I guess he has other miracles to perform elsewhere.
But at least the Giants lost, ‘em I right?
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ROAD TRIP!
I’m going on a sort-of road trip. The Harry Potter Exhibit at the Museum of Science in Boston.
First I am going to CT via Metro-North to meet-up with Alex.
Then we are driving from CT to Boston to go to my roommate’s house and then go to the museum.
Once my roommate gets back to me, I’m going to order my MegaBus ticket for 50 cents! I’m really excited for this trip. I...
My Dearest Mallorie,
feel-infinite:
I’m going to the city for spring break, so make sure to sneak out of your Jewy school and come see me. =]
Just a warning (warning makes it sound bad, but i don’t now what else to use).
I can make that happen easily, just let me know when your spring break is.
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oh sheesh ya’ll you like jake and amir?
I do. I’ve even see them perform live a couple of times.
Ask me anything
This Day is Crap so Far.
Ripped a pair of new pants.
Failed at curling my hair
It’s raining and I’m going into the City
I’m going to a comedy show with my parents and my brother, and I’m the only one too young to drink.
I’m going to have to basically walk my family back to the train station [see above.]
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Send me happy thoughts / Ask me funny...
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kadonelon:
malloriebletts:
who is your favorite jew ;)
Besides Jesus? Definitely Alison Saltz followed by Kaitlin Donelon. Both awesome people, both actual friends of mine, both on tumblr, and both Jewish.
Ask me anything
wow i dont know if i can room with you if im a close second to this alison chick. just saying. i mean for crying out loudly i THOUGHT you’d be smart enough to realize that...
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who is your favorite jew ;)
Besides Jesus? Definitely Alison Saltz followed by Kaitlin Donelon. Both awesome people, both actual friends of mine, both on tumblr, and both Jewish.
Ask me anything
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Since you asked me, I’m going to ask you. How was YOUR Christmas?
Thanks for asking Alex. My Christmas was just dandy. I opened presents with my parents and my brother on Christmas Eve. Then went to my Aunts house in PA for a Christmas Lunch. Just a regular, run-of-the-mill Christmas celebration [sans Bubble Wrap unfortunately]. Now I am just chilling in my room about...