Home

New Jersey Success Story

My name is Mallorie.
I like reading comic books and wearing dresses. I like Star Wars as much as I like shoes. I paint my nails while I watch fantasy and sci-fi shows. Cosplay, kittens corgis and cosplaying corgis are some of my favorite things. Also, I flippin love pizza.
Contact: malloriebletts[at]gmail.com

Recent Tweets @malloriebletts

Posts I Like

Photo via aatrunko

Photo via aatrunko
Audio post via stokedonawesome

No more apologies from me
My arms are tired of picking up what I put down
You’re all I think of still
I’m gonna miss you every day
I turn my...

Audio post via stokedonawesome
Photo via alexnicole

OH MY GOD JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. (Taken with instagram)

Photo via alexnicole
Photo via alexnicole

L O L

Photo via alexnicole
Post via thenewhotness

Congrats on the No-no Mets fans.

Yankees fans who are somehow trying to be included in this because you are from New York?

You are the worst.

Post via thenewhotness

alexnicole:

ianedgerly:

A recording of an enraged man trapped in a meat locker. Hilarity ensues.

this

I literally snorted with laughter.

goodbye-cool-world liked this
fyeb reblogged this from canadianskies
bennnjaminnn reblogged this from mannersct
canadianskies reblogged this from mannersct
canadianskies liked this
mannersct reblogged this from alexnicole and added:

Jay locked Chris in the vocal booth (an abandoned meat locker in our basement) while he was tracking. Chris was mad. We...
carded-discarded liked this
bummer-dude liked this
xoxo-pizzagrrrl reblogged this from witnesshell and added:

The corresponding pictures to what Chris is saying LITERALLY KILLS ME
nerdylittlesecret liked this
amybotz reblogged this from dictionaryanddiary
dictionaryanddiary reblogged this from heyitscadah
heyitscadah reblogged this from dannysheridan and added:

My boyfriend is so charming,
dannysheridan reblogged this from witnesshell
zachkelly liked this
zachkelly reblogged this from alexnicole
alexnicole reblogged this from witnesshell
lettspartyx reblogged this from alexnicole and added:

I literally snorted with laughter.
fuckingdingus liked this
witnesshell liked this
witnesshell reblogged this from alexnicole and added:

I really hope this goes viral it’s too funny not to.
anamorph liked this
ianedgerly posted this